The internet – a vast ocean of information, both valuable and…well, let's just say not-so-valuable. As a student, you know the struggle of crafting top-notch papers that earn those coveted A+ grades. The …

Apr 20, 2022 · Please, no math jokes. Calculus jokes are too derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are too basic.

Jul 13, 2022 · An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar The first mathematician orders a beer The second orders half a beer "I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies "Excuse me?" …

Sep 30, 2011 · This is the only thing in this thread that was genuinely hilarious. Thank you. You are now a contributing member of society. unlike pure math majors.

Mar 11, 2016 · I'm looking for jokes that are based on very advanced maths, for example, Algebraic Geometry or Lie Groups. I tried googling for some but all I could find were calculus/trigonometry type …

Jul 6, 2023 · My universities math society gives out little cards with a bunch of math based puns/pickup lines on Valentine's day (along with some free candy and stuff). We had many different pickup lines, …

Oct 7, 2017 · An infinite number of men walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third a quarter, the fourth an eighth, and so on. After the first 10 men order, the bartender …

Student: Professor Markov, I need help with a probability question. Given a non--negative random variable X and a positive number a, I need an upper bound on P (X>a).

Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our …

Jan 27, 2018 · Really bad math jokes Hey Peeps, One of my Math professors likes to have "joke time" twice every class to help us stay alert; he picks students every class to tell a joke next time, and this …